ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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