i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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