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I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Buhtt sex?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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