I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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