it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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