try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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