The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
my poor anus
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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