we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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