i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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