she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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