He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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