Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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