She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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