Define "chronic" masturbator.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
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Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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