Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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