why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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