so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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