I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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