Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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