Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Two words: blizzard sex
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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