What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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