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• (813): View more from Florida

  mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  Alcohol?

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sex with a fat chick.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.

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• (619): View more from California

  There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.

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• (415): View more from California

  Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine

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