Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

I wannas sexs uuuuu

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(802): View more from Vermont

good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...

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(760): View more from California

And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"

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(312): View more from Illinois

Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.

(773): View more from Illinois

...well that sucks.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom

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(440): View more from Ohio

One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm

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(515): View more from Iowa

His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working

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(517): View more from Michigan

Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.

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