Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
Do vagina's smell?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.