just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Semen is not good for contacts.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
MIDGETS
????
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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