At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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