Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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