I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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