we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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