I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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