Already got asked if we're dating
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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