Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
All I want is dick and wine.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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