I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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