Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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