Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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