Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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