So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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