Nicole vs. Life
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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