I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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