Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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