READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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