I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
