I don't think brook has ever known best
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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