that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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