But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Pooping to opera.
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