do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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