She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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