I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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