and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize