wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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