But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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