Just fell off a train. Bad.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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