I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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