its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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