we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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