After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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