ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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